An Ode to Jill

PUBLISHED: 12:53 28 February 2008 | UPDATED: 21:23 31 May 2010

This lady - she cooks food to thrill, We all love her - that s our Jill. Our head chef - she is so divine, Her offerings like vintage wine. A lady with a lot of class, Her cooking - no-one can surpass. She rules our kitchen with some style, Her talent

This lady - she cooks food to thrill,

We all love her - that's

our Jill.

Our head chef - she is

so divine,

Her offerings like

vintage wine.

A lady with a lot of class,

Her cooking - no-one

can surpass.

She rules our kitchen with some style,

Her talent - it stands out

a mile.

She serves up some

exotic dishes,

To exceed even your

wildest wishes.

She never ever cooks

in haste,

So we will all enjoy

the taste.

Compliments come from near and far,

And proposals to our cooking star.

Though they go nowhere I can tell,

When they see big

Gordon Bell.

So keep on with your pans and pots,

I really love your

leopard spots.

You know our players are not silly,

Like me - they really love your chilli.

So now I end this little tale,

Thirsty work - need

some ale.

A little verse from me

to thee,

Happy birthday from

Bill Lee.

Bill Lee

Fund-raiser

Saffron Walden Town FC

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